Saturday, March 12, 2011

How To Make Surfboard Wax

Reminder # 17

Amici amici e poi ti rubano la bici...o l'autostima:

"dai siamo amici me lo puoi dire..."
"nono...meglio di no"
"che bastardo...perché non vuoi essere sincero con me!"
"no, tu vuoi solo i complimenti"
"si è vero, vero fra?"
"e...un poco eh"
"ma che stronzi! i complimenti me li faccio così per ridere, insomma non è che davvero mi sento la migliore di tutti....dai..."
"perchè stai annuendo allora?"
"riflesso condizionato scusa."
"vedi come
six ...." "but it is not true, there is also when I write .... and I praise you understand that there is ironic is not it?"
"but I know that you are ..."
"Oh my God I have become hated by ALL OH MY GOD"
"mannòòòò not hate them but there is"
"last six unnatural"
"for mugs Canalis? by dint of imitating my mother are transformed "
" I have a low blood sugar francesca me a compliment "
" You're sexy! "
" but you see where sex is not all wrong "
" but we know ? I know that is not sexy, I seem Ciccio, even Grandma Duck, Ciccio. "
" you're sexy if you shut up sometimes "
" ah, the problem now is when I start to talk? "
" Yes, fuck you. "
" and I thought it was my strong my nice talking! "
" ninth, less talk and more boobs "
" but I thought it was a different kind of woman! I thought to be a mixture of cuteness and intelligentsia, I thought that my quotes were sexy "
" no. "
" NO?? "
" not interested in your gab. "
" but .. but .. but I believe a word that is in addition to the tits there's more ...."
"but ... but .... but I'm sorry but I thought that people would speak to me because they are also a little funny, is that we speak well with me "
" no. We're glad if you put necklines, period. "
" but .... but .... but .... but I thought we were friends .... sorry .... but now that there are caste I do not speak out? "
" hahahahahahahahaahahahahah "
" you're also getting old for that matter "
" What do you think I will not be noticed? ten minutes ago I was in the bathroom to give life advice TO ONE OF 20 YEARS, and I have 22 "
" but he looks ... "
"that puppy Among others, we heard it on port"
"it is true that tenderness, I two years ago I was not so naive .... would uscire con uno di 26 anni ma pensa sia troppo grande"
"sì, ho riso anche io e come una vecchia gloria dei bordelli le ho detto -Ma tessssoro io all'età tua uscivo con gente de' quaranta-"
"cazzo che bei ricordi...."
"cavoli si."
"ma voi due non state bene eh..."
"da giovane uscivi con i vecchi ora devi buttarti sui teen"
"si chi sono la mamma di Stifler? "
"ma non hai davvero 35 anni!!!"
"ah already true! "

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Immunovex Clinical Trials

Why do great in the years when you can accomplish them wholesale?

Care dear readers and hopelessly few readers who follow me,
today is a day of peace and harmony ,
an important day,
a day on which it is worth to wish,
buy flowers,
gift jewelry,
a day when all thoughts are whirling toward a single thought,
a day when all the sighs of 'love, happiness and beauty run to be one big living
a day when men and women make peace , adults and children, sisters, and horses are all happy to agree to think about one thing ...
The celebration of women?
Yes, your favorite curls as always there has the ace up his sleeve now and then you feel special because I think it is special!
What a beauty!
Every year my father has uprooted a tree of mimosa and other flowers at random to get in the room when he knows that I hate MIMOSE and because of my relationship with my BFF-osmosis have also become allergic.
Thank you Father!
Miraccomando! Like every year bought the Saint Honoré is the cake that I hate most in the world along with millesfoglie, which then 'ste always know one thousand sheets of cardboard.
I started celebrating yesterday, the Japanese, Koreans cheating on the whole will.
Yes and yes Koreans were all at will is a fake.
We have trimmed a kilo of rice, half of which inexplicably ended up in the stock of his most clever.
From them the good wishes have become vodkas vodkas in greetings and best wishes in dancing in the streets of downtown Milan.
Spend the first morning of the 22-year Metro-Bugnasco and something-a TUNA pick for the restaurant the friend has no price, try to understand the difference between the Sardinian dumplings from 3 cm or 1 you back exactly between the sixth and seventh vodka when you said:
"I maaa uuuuuuu I'm fine just shines tomorrow I'll be a fairy tale "

When I looked at the department of fish the salmon eye to eye I remembered the Japanese the night before and a turbulent vortex intercostal me has attacked.
While Martha, like a good mother, is the case of Metro fiscalissima I wander the corridors covered with tall of food in big portions, the step from there to the lane of the Bible is short and the Bible comes to alcohol and the green hills turn into green bottles of vodka and mint.
Exit the Metro, some fool has put down a bowl of sweet onions, are scattered everywhere and the smell is strong, very strong.
I resisted the department of fish with onions, but I can not resist.
the onions I can not fight.
I run to the car like this:

I go home, are in the metro, the red one this time.
Apparently no one wants me to sit, you bastards is my birthday and you have to lift all if I want.
can put it if I want to cry, but I do not know if it's because today, the vodka or video crazy to me on FB are posting to greet me, in fact today I feel powerful, I feel like Kanye West at the MTV awards, I think I win, I want everything are beautiful and cheeky style and shit that I have.
Kanye is your last album I want to eat it every day for breakfast but also your most antiquated stuff, you've always been a badass I also want to walk the cheeky, I mean even I touching the sky with a finger and have the top of the top
The women are right now I should not talk about men, you are right as I only ever talk about me and my fantastic person, but every now and then let the world breathe inzomma.
Arrival to the Panda with my walk "to Kanye" c'è il sole, ho ancora il mal di stomaco ma ora riesco a controllarlo a mio piacimento, non ho la faccia neanche tanto gialla.
Entro in Panda e in radio parte la canzone del giorno direi (scusa Kanye)
La dolce Willow Smith con "21st Century Girl" che non è certo come l'imbattibile "Whip my hair" ma ci ha comunque il suo stile.

Vedi Willow, una giovane promessa del rap come me invecchia mentre tu stai sbocciando come una rosa a maggio!
Si Willow mi ricorda molto la giovane Elena. soltanto che lei è meglio.
Mi piace pensare che la precocissima Willow si sia ispirata a Marc Bolan che con i T rex tuonava "21 century boy" , cavoli Willow che riferimenti ci hai!!!!
Cavoli Willow ti amo, dimmi che è così ti prego, sii la mia nuova icona di riferimento, non mi da fastidio che tu sia più giovane e più nera me, I am a great believer in talent!
How nice it would be a world where girls are inspired by the T rex?
That girl you're Willow fantastic, fantastic.
Ok great but now just because we have forgotten that it is MY BIRTHDAY IS NOT YOUR OWN, SO DO NOT FARMI begins to cry.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Best Bread Pudding In California


Hey but that you "talk talk" your collections do not ever?
sisi But I thought this kind last year and is inspired to insects.
Insects are the most beautiful animals in the world.

OH but beautiful Elena, crazy! digital prints, the nuances, and strips of metal!

Of course she is my inspiration

handsome everything nice .... but a moment ....
while I ended my sketches in May 2010 What I see .....

Yes, Christopher Kane and his resort collection.
's why I hate that, because mi ruba tutte le idee.
L'ispirazione non è ovviamente la stessa ma lo stile e l'uso delle stampe si.
Ascolta ti devi levare dalle scatole, io ancora mi devo laureare, ho bisogno di essere innovativa dajè Chri come sei, come ti ho già detto tu hai Donatella Versace io non ho niente e nessuno ho solo i miei insettini...
Dai ti prego e fammi fare qualcosa ogni tanto non tapparmi così le ali gelosone!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Sand Rail Tattoo Outlines

There are more CD players figured out the candles, my blog is one year old!

Today, March 1, 2011 is the first birthday of this blog!
Yes, you do not know how, but we're still here!
someone up there obviously was jealous and decided to link this data to a bad event in the family, but that's okay, do not give up that Mariani will never give up.
Mariani No one can put in a corner!
"There are more CD players figured love " despite long as bleak, sad, without hope is still here and we love you more and more.
A year ago I was just a sweet country girl who sought his place in the world, such as Britney Spears in "Crossroads
" In this regard I would remind you that film is one of the most beautiful ugly absolute.

Yes, I was like Britney!
ammore so I had to give and so many bad jokes to be given along with many kg to lose, a perfect combination! This year I met
many people, I have cemented friendships, loved, left, beat girls, were beaten in France, I fell I peeled my knees, I fought, ate, ate a little less crying because they eat much less, started to eat as much, cut hair, regrow hair, traveling, swimming at night, Madonna danced, sweated so much, bought drugs, bought CDs, bought books, crying because of the cold, crying because of the too warm, singing in the car, vomited out of the car, walked a lot, so concerts, discovered new groups, kissed friends, lost and found necklace, after so many TV series, praised Sky, opened a dozen social USELESS, sung, drawn to time, scritto tanto,
iniziare a scrivere non solo per me , tantissime parole e un sacco di pianti.


Con una somma di esperienze del genere alla tenera età di 22 anni (tra sette giorni) sono già stanca morta.

Da quando i Pesci devono vivere tutte queste emozioni?
Paolo Fox mi hai mentito ancora?

Volevo ringraziarvi tutti, chi mi segue, chi mi commenta, chi pensa che non ci ho il talento, chi pensa che sono una BiMbA MiNkIa <3,>
chi pensa che non è merito mio, chi pensa che guardo troppa TV, chi mi ha dato fiducia, chi si fa quattro risate (voi siete i migliori), chi arriva a questo blog digitando (cito) Ragazze formose nude " " Cameriere che lo prendono urlando " " Esiste un porno di Harry Potter? " " Pietro Taricone è morto davvero? " "l 'amore porno " " bad niggers "and last but not least appreciated" women ass cum "
sexually confused friends Yes, I love you too!
Do you have favorite places?
I obviously:

1) HERE is the first post I written where I mention women of great inspiration as Monicona Lewinsky e concludo con una grande perla di saggezza alla fine (quanto-mi-amo)

2) QUI è dove ho scritto la lettera per i Mum, beata giovinezza!

3) QUI è quando spiego alle donne e agli uomini che i rapporti sono una sbatta e che io sono Jennifer Lopez.

4) QUI è dove paragono l'amore alla dieta ed è sicuramente il più riuscito e ci credo ancora tantissimo.

5) QUI è dove scendo in Calabria per Natale e capisco tutto il grande senso della mia vita, un pò come i segreti di Fatima insomma.

Sì, lo so che non dovrebbe essere l'autore ad esaltarsi per primo ma io vi sto dando solo qualche dritta, nè?
Dai quindi andiamo avanti-riiiiidiiiii pagliaaaaaccio- e speriamo ci sia sempre tanto di cui parlare sennò mi annoio, resterò per sempre una.....

(paragone azzardato, non me ne frega niente, l'ho visto l'altro giorno ho pianto come una capra, sono io)